Elementary, My Dear Watson...
Hmmm...and just in the last three blog posts, I have words like 'distillation' and 'dichotomy' not to mention 'hell' - a minor curse word! My gosh!
Dichotomy is elementary? What do I need to hit college level? Diaphanous? Callipygian? Antidisestablishmentarianism? The hell?
Edited to add: even after adding those words, my blog is still elementary.