If You're Bored
You could always knit a thong out of red shoestring licorice:
http://www.knitty.com/issuesummer04/PATT302calories.html
I swear, I am the only one that can innocently search the net for sock patterns and come up with this instead.
You could always knit a thong out of red shoestring licorice:
Who shows up to an interview in a bathing suit? Honestly!!