Open Water
And Other Ways I've Wasted My Life...
I just wasted an hour and a half of my life. There are so many amazing and worthy ways that I could spend my time and I chose to watch one of the most blah movies ever made. Seriously. I mean, an hour and a half watching two people get eaten to death by sharks. That's it. Almost the entire film is focused on two people stranded in the ocean and slowly dying. Imagine if 98% of Titanic was watching Leonardo di Caprio flounder in the water beside Kate Winslet until he died with a little timer in the corner counting down how long he'd been there. I'm sure it's a commentary on the fleetingness of life and enjoying each moment and blah, blah, blah...but I'm not sure they could have found a more boring format for it. I'd rant some more, but then I'd be wasting even more time on this film. It has officially been added to the long list of movies I wonder why I've watched.